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An Orc...
06-18-2007, 09:58 AM,
#1
An Orc...
An Orc walked into the Six Fishes & bellied up to the bar. "I hungry! What special today?"he grunted.
"Pork loin in greef sauce over wickwheat pilaf" said the barmaid.
"GHRAAAGH!" growled the Orc, smashing his fists into the bar. He turned & stormed out, slamming the door violently.
"Well! What's his problem?" the barmaid asked no one in particular.
A customer replied "Cannibalism's against their religion".
"Remember yourself always & everywhere. The highest that a man can attain is to be able to do"
G.I.Gurdjieff
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06-19-2007, 01:43 AM,
#2
 
:lmao:

Orcs aren't that stupid, they just look that stupid Tongue Which is why no one plays as an orc
Lol what?
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06-19-2007, 11:52 AM,
#3
 
that shouldn't be funny. But it is.

Reminds me of a friend who has a knack for making absolutely rubbish puns out of everything but are still absolutely hilarious. Well done. :yes:

Edd
An Old Man is sitting on a Bench eating Soup. He is a fool.
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06-19-2007, 11:23 PM,
#4
 
:lmao:
that should be a tavern joke ingame!!
Quote:A_flyboy: p.s. teabagging banana! ==>:bananarock:<== oh no a michal jackson class noob!!!!!!
final reclaimer: woohoo MC teabag time
Quote:Arbiter
Hmm.... the Guar Chief speaks of epic en devour. Big Grin
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