Ashlander jokes and sayings

[Skyhawk02]

I didn't really get many of the jokes and didn't think they would be appropriate(lore-wise and stuff) But the sayings sounded pretty good.

And yes, I am impressed you persevered so long, working so hard on all those jokes.

[KuKulzA]

yea I'll admit most aren't appropriate for ashlanders... :lol:
but making fun of the Tribunal is somethng they'd do

[Morningwind]

what do you get when you cross a guar with vivec?

Who cares?

:lmao:

[Jyrinnis]

What do you do you when an orc attacks you with a crossbow?
Pick up the crossbow and shoot him.

[bob196045]

Some of these are actually funny

Even the Nord jokes

[KuKulzA]

Originally posted by bob196045
Some of these are actually funny

Even the Nord jokes

hrug: I tried... maybe an easter egg... where a special action will unlock dialogue like this from an ashlander

[bob196045]

Thier are some characters that these dialogues could be added too, it would definitley liven up the interaction

[KuKulzA]

half of these were terrible, half of these were okay...
maybe there can be a quest where a 'smart-ass' Dunmer in a town decides to start cracking jokes and people laugh at first then start getting mad... and then you have to either shut him up or bring him out to be abused by the M.O.B.!

:lmao:

[IAMTHEEMPEROR]

What do you get when you cross the head of Dagoth Ur, the mind of a Scamp, the cowardice of a Hlaalu, the temperment of a Kagouti, and the voice of a cliffracer?
What?
Almalexia!

LAUGH! ALL OF YOU LAUGH BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!!!!!

[A_flyboy]

Those ARe =) So ____ing :lol: Hilarious :lmao:

My favorite are the tooth brush one, the 2 guar sayings, and the cliff racer ones.

(Iate... nice!!!)

that crap joke structure thing reminds me of that argonian in leowin with the 2 kajiit jokes.....