At War With... Modesty?

[Xae]

A bit of a joke, really, but I figured why not.

At War With... Modesty?
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One of the earliest quests given to the player.

1. The player is told that a theft occurred from the Fighters' Guild a few days ago. A member woke up and chased after the thief. He managed to grab the thief's clothes but the fabric broke. Luckily, the fighter noticed a tattoo on the lower back of the thief.

2. The player is to walk around the town and force every female $race to take their clothes off to show if they have a tattoo or not.

3. Most will respond to the player's command as he's given a written note of consent by the Fighters' Guild leader.

"You have a note... Let me see... Wait, what? No! ... Oh, this is ridiculous. You fighters are all a bunch of buffoons!"

"I don't care if you're a priest or a bleeding eunuch, I'm not showing you my... Aw, hell."

etc.

4. Once he asks the real thief, she refuses and decides to confess. She tells a hard luck story and the player is given a choice of whether or not to tell on her.

"Here, give them the amulet back. But please, don't tell them it was me."

End quest.

[Deeza]

We could get some pretty funny situations out of this one...

[Ibsen's Ghost]

Not least in the Serpentine Emmanuel in Gideon.... =)

[Mizreg]

Hahahaha LOVE IT, and it wont be to hard to script it either. This could be one of these small little quests that give a truly organic feel to the game. I really think it should be put in.

[Ibsen's Ghost]

Should work nicely, shouldn't it? =)