La Historia De Mamut

[KuKulzA]

The History of the Mammoth
I'll translate as best as I can... sing along song time! :bananarock:

La Historia Del Mamut

Un mamut chiquitito queria volar
probaba y probaba y no podia volar
una palomita su amiga lo quiso ayudar
y de un quinto piso lo hizo saltar
y que paso
Mierda, el mamut se hizo mierda
Mierda, el mamut se hizo mierda
A mammoth wanted to fly
He tried and tried but could not fly
his pigeon friend tried to help
and he jumped from five stories up
and then
shit, the mammoth turned to shit (x2)

Un mamut chiquitito queria fumar
probaba y probaba y no podia fumar
un perro su amigo lo quizo ayudar
y 500 cigarrillos lo hizo fumar
y que paso
Cancer, al mamut le dio cancer
Cancer, al mamut le dio cancer
A mammoth wanted to smoke
He tried and tried but could not smoke
his dog friend tried to help
and he smoked 500 cigarettes
and then
cancer, the mammoth got cancer (x2)

Un mamut chiquitito queria tomar
probaba y probaba y no podia tomar
un oso su amigo lo kiso ayudar
y 6 litros de wiski lo hizo tomar
y que paso
Cirrosis, al mamut le dio cirrosis
Cirrosis, al mamut le dio cirrosis
A mammoth wanted to take (drink)
He tried and tried but could not drink
his bear friend tried to help
and he drank 6 liters of wisky
and then
Cirrhosis, the mammoth got Cirrhosis (x2)

Un mamut chiquitito queria debutar
probaba y probaba y no podia debutar
un burro su amigo lo quiso ayudar
y con 100 prostitutas lo hizo devutar
y que paso
Sida, al mamut le dio sida
Sida, al mamut le dio sida
A mammoth wanted to have sex
He tried and tried but could not have sex
his donkey friend tried to help
and he F-ed 100 prostitutes
and then
AIDs, the mammoth got AIDs (x2)

un mamut chiquitito se queria drogar
probaba y probaba y no se podia drogar
un gato su amigo lo kiso ayudar
y 10 lineas de coca le hizo probar
y que paso
sobredosis, el mamut con sobredosis
sobredosis, el mamut con sobredosis
A mammoth wanted to be high
He tried and tried but could not get high
his cat friend tried to help
and he had 10 lines of cocaine
and then
over-doss, the mammoth got over-dose (x2)

y ahora que le paso
Se murio, el mamut se murio
Se murio, el mamut se murio
and then
he's dead, the mammoth he's dead (x2)

[Shadow]

Thats pretty damn crazy,but nothing compared to what i've got and seen


Hmmm are you trying to steal the forums "most crazy" title from me and Psychotic?


Psychotic... lets get him! X(

[KuKulzA]

you can't catch me, my avatar keeps changing :brew:
and then... when you least expect me... BAM!

[Psychotic]

I'm coming for you Ku!!!

:chaos:

[Arbiter]

:lmao:

I could've sworn I read that somewhere before....

[TheImperialDragon]

http://www.abc.net.au/beasts/factfiles/f...ammoth.htm

Hmm...

[KuKulzA]

Originally posted by TheImperialDragon
http://www.abc.net.au/beasts/factfiles/f...ammoth.htm

Hmm...

La Historia Del Mamut is more of a moral-story...
tells you not to always give into peer pressure and not have friends who will help you do bad things... also not to give up on yourself when you ruined yourself... but its not really about the mammoth, but it was silly

but I can'tstay to explain too long, i have to run from a racoon and a madman on a wooly mammoth that HASN'T been broken, cancerred, cirrhosised, AIDsed, and overdosed... andole andole arriba ... adios...

[TheImperialDragon]

That wasn't the point of my post, this was:

[DarkEclipse]

... why was it in Spanish? :lmao:

[-Sulan-]

It?d be funky if there were mamoths in OB!!

The story about the mamoth is very cool I think, I love fables also...

In swedish there is a silly joke about the mamoths extinction:

The mam-oths died because there were no pap-oths...

(mamma, pappa -well you get it) Very funny!!!!! Huh??
Huh??!??!?
HUH?!?!?!?