Random Joke I just heard..

[Karzan]

Some people may be offended... It has to do with percentages. I hope you guys like it.






10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion:

Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.


Edit: If you're offended I'll delete it.

[Psychotic]

:lmao:

[Quende]

Well well I'll remeber that the next time i wander aroud in the woods. :eek: Only that it's a tad cold now. Brr... Have you added that to your statisics? :confused:

Quende

[Alasdair]

Wow, this has to be the most off-topic post I have ever seen on the Skyrim boards. :lmao:

I think the auditorium would be the most appropriate forum for this.

[KuKulzA]

no no this is good...

translate it into Nord....

you go to an old wizened Nord elder... and you ask...
"oh great father and elder warrior... where and when is it most opportune for a young man as I to have a girl?"

"let me tell you young one....

1 out of 10 of the women had sex within the first hour of their first courtship.
1 out of 5 of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36 out of 100 of the women favour nudity.
45 out of 100 of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46 out of 100 of the women experienced anal sex.
7 out of 10 of the women prefer sex in the morning.
8 out of 10 of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
9 out of 10 of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99 out of 100 of the women have never experienced sex in the office."

"but elder, what does this all mean? the numbers you speak hurt my brains..."

"yes, what I mean is you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day..... and grow your beard out more... and paint your skin black.... "

"thank you so much elder, I shall remember it!"

"you owe me a mug of mead!"

[Karzan]

Change office to the Shop... Or the Barracks... Or the marketplace.

[TheImperialDragon]

Originally posted by Karzan
Change office to the Shop... Or the Barracks... Or the marketplace.

Or the forest.

[KuKulzA]

yeah.... except the chances of you meeting a strange woman in the forest in the morning and having anal sex is slim...
and you're much more likely to find a regular woman who wants to have sex at night in a large officespace

but somehow it doesn't make sense


I dunno, too much thinking involved :pop: