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03-09-2007, 06:42 PM,
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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?. "No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"
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03-09-2007, 07:04 PM,
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:lmao:
"Why would I be bound by rules if I can see so far beyond them?"
"I think, therefore I am" - Descartes "I don't think, therefore I spam" "Do not seek to follow the footsteps of the wise, seek what they sought" "On top of the world" |
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03-10-2007, 01:15 AM,
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:lol: :lmao: :lol:
That is the funniest joke I have heard in a while.
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03-10-2007, 01:21 AM,
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Killer joke! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
When the game is over, the King and the Pawn go back into the same box.
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03-10-2007, 01:40 AM,
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:lmao: :banana:
HAHAHA. I didnt get it at first but then it dawned on me. :lol: I must say she has poor taste in drinks lol. Quote:A_flyboy: p.s. teabagging banana! ==>:bananarock:<== oh no a michal jackson class noob!!!!!! Quote:Arbiter |
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03-10-2007, 03:07 AM,
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Nice!
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03-10-2007, 04:17 AM,
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Dog saliva is disgusting.....don't ask how I know I just do.
Kraken, its whats for diner.
Those are good words, I like to wave at them as they pass by. |
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03-10-2007, 04:23 AM,
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Quote:Originally posted by ghostruler It isn't saliva. Think - Wine and Champagne are yellow, What's yellow here? |
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03-10-2007, 07:13 AM,
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Whine can be red aswell :O . Poor puppy .
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03-10-2007, 11:54 AM,
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Last time I saw champaine it was quite clear, but if they are yellow then you do have apoint.
Kraken, its whats for diner.
Those are good words, I like to wave at them as they pass by. |
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