Two Khajitt Walk into a Bar...
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05-30-2007, 12:25 AM,
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Two Khajitt Walk into a Bar...
They ordered two drinks, paid their bills, and could not be more courteous.
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05-30-2007, 12:26 AM,
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Family guy... hehe...
The soul's condition is learning to fly
Condition grounded, but determined to try Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies Toung-tied and twisted, just an Earth-bound misfit, I |
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05-30-2007, 12:37 AM,
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I have to get these jokes out of my system:
Two balloons are floating along in the desert and one of them spots a cactus and warns the other - "Watch out for the cactussssssssss...!" *first balloon dies*. Then the other balloon yells - "Oh noesssssssssss...!" *second balloon also dies*. The follow-up joke: Two tomatoes are walking around in the desert and one of them spots a cactus and warns the other - "Watch out for the cactussssssssss...!" Then the other tomato responds - "What the [self-censor] is wrong with you! You're not a balloon!" Thank you, thank you! You can show your appreciation by not punching me in the face (metaphorically speaking). Ahem... *disappears in a puff of smoke*
When the game is over, the King and the Pawn go back into the same box.
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05-30-2007, 02:44 AM,
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A guy walks into a bar, says ouch
A girl walks into a bar, says ouch A pig walks into a bar, says give me a scotch, and walks out. Whats wrong with this picture
Kraken, its whats for diner.
Those are good words, I like to wave at them as they pass by. |
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05-30-2007, 03:50 AM,
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Quote:Originally posted by ghostruler Cops are not allowed to drink booze when they are on duty
Akavir mod leader.
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06-17-2007, 12:31 AM,
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Quote:Watch out for the cacti...!" |
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