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- t3h_pwn3r_ii - 08-22-2011
I've always wanted to address that IG, but I didn't want to rustle any feathers.
So happy, now we all learn a little hopefully with you around.
- Mizreg - 08-22-2011
also, andalaybay, whats the Dark Brotherhood Chronicles all about, since I am a big fan of the followers of the Nightmother........
- morcroft - 08-22-2011
Just got to add ...
"Canadian Borg" - :lmao:
Very welcome to anyone with that good a sense of humour!
- AndalayBay - 08-22-2011
Mizreg - check the DBC link in my sig. There's a WIP post in the Dark Family forum that gives a bit of a description.
Basically is a large quest mod that picks up where the DB questline ends. It's similar to A Brotherhood Renewed, but takes the story further than that.
And yes, I will now assimilate Black Marsh... mwahahahaha.
- Ibsen's Ghost - 08-22-2011
Reading the translated message in the avatar: I appreciate how polite the Candian Borg themselves are since they have assimilated two languages without being so rude as to do away with either one of them. =)
- AndalayBay - 08-22-2011
:lmao: Except that to get assimilated in French, you need to press 2...
- Ibsen's Ghost - 08-22-2011
Oh, so it's like a phone network? I always felt like I was being assimilated whilst stuck in one of those things.
- Koniption - 08-22-2011
Quote:Originally posted by Ibsen's Ghost
Oh, so it's like a phone network? I always felt like I was being assimilated whilst stuck in one of those things.
Or even worse - one of those voice recognition automated telephone menus -
Koniption stuck in an automated voice phone menu :
*I dial the number to check my bank balance*
Phone: "Hello, welcome to the Southern Trust Bank, thank you for visiting with us. How may we help you? For your latest debit transactions, say *one*. For your latest credit deposits, say *two*....etc, for a bank representative, say *9*."
Koniption: "Ni...omg, BAD KITTY!"
Phone: "We're sorry, we do not recognize your option. For your latest debit transactions, say *one*. For your latest credit deposits, say *two*....etc, for a bank representative, say *9*."
Koniption: "Ni..*nearby relative farts real loud*."
Phone: "We're sorry, we do not recognize your option. For your latest debit transactions, say *one*. For your latest credit deposits, say *two*....etc, for a bank representative, say *9*."
.........................
Seriously, I had a flatulent relative restart a phone menu on me that way. Or maybe it was me...naw, I wouldn't do something like that. Surely to goodness, no.
Koniption
- Ibsen's Ghost - 08-23-2011
I like the voice recognition that estimates how close a placename is to a swear word. For example:
Phone: Please state the branch number you wish to be connected with.
Me: Uh....you bastard.
Phone: Barton. Is that correct?
Me (firmly): No.
Phone: Please state the branch number you wish to be connected with.
Me: Muh, just f*** off
Phone: Farrow. Is that correct?
You can keep on going like this for a looong time. =)
- morcroft - 08-23-2011
Most automated menu systems can be defeated by taking out your frustration on the # key and hitting it repeatedly until the computer panics and puts you through to a real person. Not the right real person, of course but at least they will have real ears and possibly a telephone directory.